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crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
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booster cookie

yummy expensive shit in Hypixel Skyblock, its only purpose is just to make sure your money is safe or to make more money
mom can i get a booster cookie

timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game
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Jizz cookie

Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?
by JizzCookie March 28, 2022
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Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."
by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011
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Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.
A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack
by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009
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Cookie o Vision

A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work
This is poor it must be Cookie o Vision
I'm not watching it if it's in Cookie o Vision
by SugarPlumWitch June 29, 2015
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