Face Time

What should be another way to say that you want head.

I love getting FACE TIME when shes on her period.

by Dominoharvey25 August 7, 2011

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Time Traveler

One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:

1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself

Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by ajreag December 31, 2013

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time in a bottle

The span of time that one has no recollection of while engaged in an alcoholic blackout.

Yeah, I beat that bitch down, but I was spending time in a bottle, so it aint like I'm responsible for doing it or anything.

by Brewjamb March 23, 2004

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A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.

ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts

ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.

ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.

ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.

6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"

17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.

by Feely7 December 26, 2011

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