I was gonna buy a half so…

Give me free weed

I was gonna buy a half so…Give me free weed

by bUying a half though October 29, 2021

half sender

One who fails to fully send. Typically lacking in the send category and often failing to live up to send expectations.

Alex W is such a fucking half sender bro

by boylover3000 September 15, 2021

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Half man

Half man is a leech someone who is extremely Cheap! He is half man but in really he is no man at all he will suck you dry and will constantly ask for half rent, bills and on top of that wants you to be wife material. You need to RUN!

Look there goes Chuy the half man sister you better run

by Walkslowslow September 23, 2021

Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

by LS2k July 12, 2021