5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”

A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.

by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

5/21/2002

The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.

What happened 5/21/2002
. . .

by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021

ZERO 5

Someone who raps that they are the undisputed number one, in the cold light of day they aint all that, so they let there euro-posse down so they can hide where the sun dont personally shine.

Fiddy or 50 or 5 zero goes back on there word hense zero 5

by Aviduk October 4, 2007

September 5

If a boy born on this day, he would be an attractive person, smart, hot and have big hearted but careful he might do something at your back.
If a girl born on this day, she is superhot, boys will always get attach to her. Watch out if she mad, boy you'll die.
Keep the person born on this day close. They will do anything for their best friends

Boy: Why are you so mad? Can you calm down.
Girl: Sure can but I'm born on September 5. I'll keep my eyes on you.

by Randomymm November 25, 2021

December 5

Make out with the last person you snapped with

Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5

by I-don’t/know:whattomake(myname December 4, 2022

High-5, brainy

When you've pulled a "Captain Obvious", and you know it.

Perception is reality. High-5, brainy! (Add palm slap to forehead, upon delivery)

by Sherwalt won July 9, 2017

Feburary 5

On February 5 You can beat you friends ass hard. Whenever you desire to.
If you are a male's and it's your birthday then you are will be a great Playboy.

Aah ! ma ass why god.
You know what it's FEBURARY 5 !

by SussybakaBOI March 19, 2023