The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
by Cheo R September 24, 2022
Get the air canada roulette mug.Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.
Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.
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Get the Air-truck mug.A pure racist and/or rapist. Its like eating an Indian, Japanesse, Thai, Mexican burrito while hungover packed with gummy worms, spoiled beans and marsh mellows that are 3years past the expiration date. Vomit inducer.....Look up the definition of "Air Raid" and let your imagination flow. Ever wish you had that magic "wand" that makes everything disappear? Well that would come in handy in an Underground Air Raid....
Best pal Randy says " Here you are little girl...another beer?"
Lindsay-"I just had one beer who wants to do me?!?!!!Opps, I have HIV! But OH well!!!"
Fred-"I am so ready to have sex with you!!"
Lindsay-"Sounds great! Like OMG!"
Fred- "I would like to introduce the underground air raid...mmmhhhmmm"
Best pal Randy says "Don't sink in, we may not see you EVER again...not a big loss anyways, just sayin."
Fred- "Sweetheart I never got your name"
Lindsay-"I just had one beer who wants to do me?!?!!!Opps, I have HIV! But OH well!!!"
Fred-"I am so ready to have sex with you!!"
Lindsay-"Sounds great! Like OMG!"
Fred- "I would like to introduce the underground air raid...mmmhhhmmm"
Best pal Randy says "Don't sink in, we may not see you EVER again...not a big loss anyways, just sayin."
Fred- "Sweetheart I never got your name"
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