by anonymous June 7, 2023
Get the Jackson Michael Bluestonemug. Michaels are usally a tall, lanky, sexy man. Ginger hair, pale blue eyes that look out of this world, because you won’t see any eyes like his. Has the biggest dick you will ever see, and he is slow and gentle with his touch.
He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.
Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.
Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
cute girl: “omg who is that tall ginger climbing that tree over there??”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
by slushygoonie October 11, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a sexy ass nigga with a horse cock usually pulls all the bitches and milfs too typically has a son named jailan and the savior of our world
Michael is our savior
by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022
Get the Michael Abusemug. Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Get the Michael kaisermug. A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 29, 2013
Get the Michael and Mercedesmug.