Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 4, 2018
Get the Shopping leg syndromemug. When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.
by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017
Get the schlonky legmug. Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!
by L3gMan February 21, 2025
Get the Leggings Daymug. 
Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning
by CarokineBaskinSux May 13, 2021
Get the leggedmug. The sharp feeling in your legs giving a tingling sensation otherwise known as dead leg/pins & needles.
Coined by Froi Delacruz
Coined by Froi Delacruz
by Johnny wordsworth Davison September 6, 2019
Get the Electric Legmug. by Chinook17 August 10, 2022
Get the Log Legmug.