Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

cousin walk

When you and your cousin go outside at a family gathering to smoke weed

“Hey we’ll be right back, we’re going on a cousin walk!”

by urmom206 January 6, 2024

Walk in Wendy

A woman who comes into a store when it’s about to shut and won’t leave

Oh man three minutes to close and that walk in Wendy is still here

by I am nothing never nothing July 10, 2018

Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.

Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.

by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

Pompous Walk

When an individual walks as if a stick is so far up their ass it's tickling their throat.

The new neighbor has a real pompous walk. Did you see the way he stepped over the garbage can that blew over?

by AJS1234 February 23, 2021

Walk the eon

A fat canadian neek

you love trump like walk the eon

by xtcorz May 16, 2025