meat skeeter

one how cums in raw meat

kenny you meat skeeter theres cum all through the hamburger

by lord of skeet eat it hoe April 21, 2007

meat sweats

Sweating brought on by consuming 2lbs of wings, 2lbs of sausage, and a full rack of ribs from Earl's Rib Palace.

I got the Kickoff Carryout deal at Earl's for $50, and got a major case of the meat sweats!

by Earl the Pig September 19, 2016

Meat Child

A disgusting looking mutated meat blob of a child found drawn in books, chalk boards, white boards, magazines, or any where else that can be drawn on, Although they have been rumored to live in certian forest all around the United States, no official evidence has been found to prove this.
The most widely drawn meat child has its eyes melting off its face, no mouth, no legs, slits for a nose and an arm growing out of its head, however, meat children have been seen with a wide verity of features.

Save the Meat Child!
Lets go kick the Meat Child!
The "beef" in that beef and bean burrito is accually made from ground Meat Children!

by Smog the Pyro King July 16, 2007

meat pie

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

by owlinasuit October 29, 2015

meat-salad

contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"

For healthy people, who have a burger craving

served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.

someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.

I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.

I will take one meat-salad please

by arkitetk June 11, 2006

Jacking Meat

Basically means, when a Male of any sort is jerking his penis off. Because it makes him feel really good. Literally using a hand of choice, sticking it down his pants to there penis. Grabbing the penis and moving it Up and down so he can give the good stuff to his fellow women. If he cannot do this, then he is considered a "Tardmuffin". "Jacking meat"Can also be called " Jack(ing) some meat" "Jack(ed) his meat" etc.

Example: 1

- "Hey what are you gonna do when you get to your grandma's house?"
- "Oh I'm totally Jacking meat over there"

Example: 2

- What are you gonna do jessica, when you get to his house?

- OH I'm gonna jack his meat. Alot :)

by Letsdoitnowinbedplease June 17, 2010

Wet meat

Where your cousin/close family members spit on your cock and shove it up there ass as far and deep as possible until you cum

Pov At family gathering:
Me: hey cousin do you want to go to the bathroom and do the wet meat challenge with me I'll explain in the bathroom

Cousin: yeah man I'll go for it I never back down a challenge

by Wet mear September 4, 2021