Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021
Get the Cookie Hooksmug. A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!
Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.
Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021
Get the Cookie Monstermug. When few people in a group have too many lame inside jokes and constantly keep cracking them and sniggering about it in a bigger group.
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)
I don't like hanging out with that bunch because the coversation ends up being "cookie cookie types"
by Chaach June 5, 2013
Get the cookie cookie typesmug. by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024
Get the Cookie Cushionmug. The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.
by von groovy July 31, 2024
Get the girl scout cookie selectivitymug. by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018
Get the dad cookiemug. When a woman opens her vagina and five guys cums in her vagina at the same time and she dips a chocolate chip cookie in it and eats it
by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023
Get the Cookie juice dippingmug.