High Fructose Porn Syrup

(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.

(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.
"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"
by I'm Already In your Database February 13, 2012
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A form of sex that involves two alaskan chicks ficking eachother with a ice cone shaped as a dildo! This helps one ascend humanity and eventyally transcend into an evolution into a chicken.
P1:Hey NiBBa what's up!

P2:Nothing much, just watching some ALASKAN LESBIAN CHICKEN PORN!
P1:Damn, I've heard of that thing! Are they evolving?
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This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.
Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.
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I beat my meat to squid porn

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I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
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A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
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I really love penis!!
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by William Cumssohard August 09, 2023
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a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."
Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."
by Gamz October 16, 2011
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