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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Marie

Marie is a sweet person
marie is soooooo nice
by randommmmmhaaaafun February 16, 2022
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Mary Tarola

A Mary Tarola is a beautiful brown eyed colorful haired woman. Who is drop dead sexy, as beautiful as a angel and has a contagious smile. She has a intellect, sense of humor, and sass that are equal to her immense beauty. Her wit and sarcasm are main stays of her personality. Making her the best person to have a conversation with. While generally kind and respectful her fun loving nature can quickly turn on a attitude that you will wish you not brought upon yourself. She will leave in a state of self doubt, make you feel like a small sad person and wish you hadn't crossed her. But this is only reserved for those who are out of pocket. While she may seem like a near perfect person her romantic taste is men is something that leaves even the most experienced psychoanalysts in confusion. Because they are guys that are so beneath her its a suprise she can even see them.
That girl is the definition of a mary tarola.
I wish you more like a mary tarola, tgen it would be easier to put up with you
by Nickatrickjohnson69 September 11, 2021
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Alison Marie

She is an amazing woman with so much going for her in life. She can be mean at times but she's really sweet the rest of the time. She has very pretty eyes and to the cutest moles for dimples on her cheek. She has a gorgeous body but doesn't think it. She is a great person with and amazing personality. She's my friend and I'm happy to say so. If you meet her you will love her from the start. I'm very happy that I get to know miss Alison Marie
Do you know Alison marie? If you don't you should..
by Zugho12345 July 9, 2019
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Salty Mary

When a grandson needs to hold his Grand- Mother's hand to go to sleep..
You Salty Mary you need grandm's hand to go to sleep... you little Salty Mary
by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024
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Mary land

I’m right your wrong it’s spelt Mary land
Me - “it’s mary land”
Some dumb fuck named Odin “erm actually it’s spelt Maryland” 🤓🤓🤓
by Bigmamma20202 March 24, 2023
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SOPHIE MARIE MILLER

Very centred about alfred grundy

sophie+alfred for life
by Ojehwuhwheue March 20, 2023
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