Message Job

placing the bullet in someone's body such that a specific message is sent to that person's crew or family; see through the eye, and through the mouth.
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
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awry job

A botched eye job where the surgeon pulls your eyelids too high and you end up looking like a deer in the headlights or a psycho Real Housewife.
Ramona Singer wanted an eye job, but she got an awry job.”
by Mambo & Goose July 22, 2011
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hyena job

When you go to a deli and have a girl worker build a buffalo chicken sub around your cock. Then you lay down while getting a rim job from your partner, and have a pack of hyenas sprint full speed from all different directions and feast on your cock. If you manage to survive, the woman must eat the males poop and seman while singing the star spangled banner.
Al: Rick what happened last night? You don't look so good.

Rick: I made Jon give me a hyena job last night, she sang the star bangled banner like Johnny Cash.
by Matt Sticks October 2, 2013
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Snob Job

When one person inserts his or her nose into the vagina or anus of another person in order to emulate intercourse, then follows by quickly inhaling and exaling through the nose.
Josh gave Alex's ass the best snob job he had ever had.
Kenny snob jobbed Stacy's twat so hard that she queefed all over his face!
by W Kevin J February 20, 2009
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pearl jobs

licking a girls nipples

derived from how a pearl is round and a nipple feels like licking a pearl
I would like to give that girl with big boobs a pearl job!

Do you like pearl jobs?
by Katie May 13, 2005
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rim job

it's the sweet art of eating and licking around the entired anal-hole zone
i loved to have cindy..licked my asshole.all night...
by samantha. R October 14, 2003
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Shrimp Job

Sexual Act where a man puts shrimp on his dick and does a bitch. He proceeds to fuck said bitch until the friction from said bitch's pussy actually cooks the shrimp. She then eats the shrimp from off of his dick, while he blows his load on her face.
Bubba gave hannah a major shrimp job last night!
by Kevin Baldwin January 16, 2010
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