Spicy, sassy, sexy and seductive. La Teaze is desire mixed with lust. Beauty unrivalled, but don't touch or she'll ghost you. She has everyone weak at the knees and likes it that way.
by apple of her eye November 22, 2021

a cute but loving dude who can be crazy but is sweet and caring so if you find a "toy" hes prob the one for you ;)
hey did you meet my new bf
no who is he?
oh his name is la toyvun
oh he sounds super sweet!
he is :)
no who is he?
oh his name is la toyvun
oh he sounds super sweet!
he is :)
by KiwiTheKawaii September 29, 2020

An ultimate balmy "stud's paradise" full of gorgeous naked ladies who will allow guys to "get it on" with them anytime they wish.
Most women prefer to decide for themselves who they'll be intimate with, so it would likely be a difficult feat to actually find a "Shagri-La" in the real world.
by QuacksO January 26, 2022

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up
by Dadonn February 19, 2025

by Gmdp January 19, 2019

A fantastic mexican resturant that is open 24/7. This particular location has been renamed to Rigaberto's Taco Shop on SE Mcloughlin Blvd Milwaukie, Oregon
A perfect location for a Dimrod.
A perfect location for a Dimrod.
-End of an hour and a half walk, tacos ordered from La Conga-
*Crunch on a taco; (orgasism in the mouth)*
*Crunch on a taco; (orgasism in the mouth)*
by nguyeny-pants December 1, 2009

Strange Latin specimen of gorilla who never understands what's going on and have costraa in her hair. There's only one La Milu in the world and she might be either an architect to build boas constructoras or an artist in the future. She enjoys eating granos, granola and cenizas de chía.
Va a ver.
Va a ver.
by Booty.alien44 February 7, 2018
