Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023

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Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack

“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”

by I Smeldit August 29, 2021

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happy half

When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.

A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.

Developed from eating and drinking too much.

My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.

Ethan went to college and got a happy half.

by c_money324 August 7, 2018

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Happiness

A fucking lie.

Happiness is gone

by KiritaKachi December 4, 2020

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The feeling you get when shitposting and you Trigger someone into a fit of rage, causing them to write a wall-o-text explaining how you're wrong, but in so doing, they take a reasonable position, provide rationale, and support your intended outcome without you yourself needing to lift a finger.

I got so trigger happy when I dunked this dank meme on that reddit post.

by ChancellorPalpameme October 23, 2019

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