David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.
by Renia February 09, 2021
David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
by HelloImHereToday September 04, 2020
A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t
Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend
Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren
Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren
by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021
One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
by BarkShigga May 14, 2021
David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.
But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.
But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.
by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021
There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 08, 2023