David

Is a literal fucking faggot

That dude is such a David.

by Cumondavid December 06, 2021

David

egg

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

by sillygooseegg December 09, 2023

David

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.

Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.

by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020

David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021

David

A david is a cutie sexc af boy with freckles

His ass is also rly fun to slap

Omg zi ur dating a david😍

by Zi-meow February 18, 2022

David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl

Bruhhh stop acting like david

by BatmanIsSimba March 02, 2022

David

David is a king. Not just only a king he does more for people than him self, David smokes all his pain away with backwoods and marijuana. He loves sport and loves sex. Big personality big heart and big dick.

David , I’m scared of that nigga

by November 23, 2021