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Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.
Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!
by Foot fungus February 6, 2025
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Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.
I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir
by kizlett January 23, 2026
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Liquid for your biscuits

It means something is not that deep and you shouldn't sweat it.

Similar to "don't cry over spilled milk"
"chill out it's just liquid for your biscuits"
"Don't worry it's just liquid for your biscuits"
by MrJaeSword February 28, 2026
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A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.
by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026
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