Covid Bob

Similar to a dadbob but it is only present because of the covid-19 pandemic which resulted in a shelter-in-place.

Person 1: Broh, I lowkey got a Covid Bob because of quarantine
Person: 2 Same! I need to hit the gym.

by Phantom_Beetz May 10, 2021

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bob blob blobbing

My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.

Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.

"what the hell is a Bob blob blobbing."
"Someone's WiFi lol"

by Marzwasherez April 3, 2023

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A tall man who hasn’t showered in a decade, he reeks of pure piss and shit and festers in his own stench all day long, his long greasy hair could oil a pan if he wringed it hard enough, he wears the same clothes everyday covered in shit and tea stain, his teeth are non existent and the few he has are black from all the asses he’s scranned in his day

Fuck me look over there it’s a smelly bob!

by CDEEZ81 October 12, 2023

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Bob

So ya see anyyyone who’s name is bob is the most hot person to ever live, but no one can even stand to be near the hotness of the bob I know cuz he be too hot. BOB IS HOTTTTT!!! (But sadly, he has died, well technically I broke up with him and then threw him away and then someone adopted him and took him home but the next day their friend KILLED HIM!!!). *sadness* but anyway, to wrap it all up, all bob be hot, just not as hot as the one I know.

Person a: Damnnnn that guy over there be smoakin
Person b: yea he’s my boyfriend

Person a: he must be Bob

Person b: BOBISHOT

Person a: kewl beans brooooo

by Dogs are kewl March 20, 2020

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Sweet Bob

Sweet Bob is the sweetest man you will ever know. He is made of Blue Raspberry Hubba Bubba, Charms Super Blow Pops, pink cotton candy, fluff, and chocolate covered cherries.

Sweet Bob is SO sweet I want to gobble him up! Yummy!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

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