"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"
by redleftie January 12, 2016

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location
Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.
by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

by Potatofarmer982 March 20, 2020

by The tomash admirer April 13, 2020

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato
me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)
by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018
