Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005

Fuck me eyes

Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.

Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape

-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”

-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-

by Robert._. November 7, 2019

Fuck Me Jerry

A term used when you want someone to get their hot dick in your ass.

For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.

"I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.
FUCK ME JERRY.
FUCK ME."

by pussydestroyer69dude June 11, 2016

Dough me up

It means to suck me dry. Or by means of a dictionary, "To suck one dry"

ey yo nigguh dough me up!

by beannigga April 3, 2008

got me dead

got me dead is usually used when something is hilarious (similar to lmao) that you die a little on the inside or it’s something that makes you woke or shook

person 1- “yo have u herd of kkk?!”
person 2- “yeahhh kkk got me dead”

Or

Person 1- “dude look at this meme”
Person 2- “lol got me dead”

by milkk drinker January 23, 2018

So Show Me

I'll show you

BTS: so show me

ARMY: I'LL SHOW YOU

by buttlicker12345678910 February 5, 2019

keep me posted

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"

by douche1998 May 2, 2015