sicker than a pimp

very sick or really unwell and contagious

Jerry: “wow you look awful! need a hug?”
Jojo: “you might wanna back up Jerry, i’m sicker than a pimp!”
Jerry: “oh my god! pimps are pretty sick! bye Jojo see you in a month!”

by momma chulo December 3, 2021

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

Former 7-11 pimp

The combination of a woke pussy and a white privileged asshole

Who's that? Motherfucker that's THE Former 7-11 pimp.

by Rubber padded cell June 30, 2022

jimmy jam pimp pants

the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods

james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants

by literallyricky November 24, 2022

Peter The Pimp

Peter The Pimp gets bitches, so if someone calls you that you have infinite rizz.

Noah: Woah, Tyrone just pulled sarah, he's the next coming of Peter The Pimp

by PimpoNimpo February 4, 2023

hobo pop up pimp

A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group

Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him

by Shreksmommy February 25, 2023

faggot gay pimp

referring to someones whos a pimp but is gay

ok boom your such a "faggot gay pimp"

by gvhjb April 25, 2023