Paul

A sexy bastard who has a big willy

A boy called paul that goes to my school is a sexy bastard

by pgough06 May 27, 2021

Paul

Sir Bugleton the Eleventeenth. Lord of Coffee

This month's guardian of the Paul picture has been decided by Paul, as it is every month. Take this responsibility with the greatest honor and dignity!

by arkayache January 22, 2021

Paul

Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.

We all love a Paul.

Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!

Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.

Girl1: I can testify.

by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023

Paul

A nice man who becomes tilted by Ubisoft's For Honor. You can say anything you want to him and he won't get mad, but if you play For Honor with Paul, there is a 70% chance that screaming will be involved from one party or another.

Robert: "damn, the hito killed me, they're taking B..."
Paul: "THAT FUCKING NOBUSHI JUST SPAMMED LIGHTS MAN"

by priestoftech September 20, 2021

Paul

Paul is a god at everything EVERYTHING he has six pack inside his six pack all girls want him he makes boys go gay for him also mathematics are his charm he can calculate the surfaces of Sagittarius A in 12.4 seconds if you're not already friends with a paul you should now if you want to be a god too

If your name isn't Paul you're a loser 😹👎

by (☞^o^) ☞卐卐☭ November 21, 2021

Paul

Very skilled at Gawk Gawk 3000

Stranger: Dude what did you do with Paul last night?
Me: Oh, he gave me the Gawk Gawk 3000!
Stranger: You're one lucky person!

by snrjuanfran March 23, 2022

Paul

The name of a cocky, loyal, yet humble person with a “you can’t tell me shit attitude.” He often chooses to spend time with himself rather than being in a group. Sometimes he can be an asshole. Very athletic. Good guy but hard to handle.

Wow, Paul is so chill.

by January 19, 2022