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Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
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