Mads

DooDoo Head

Do you see Mads over there. He is a poopoo head (Only counts for stupid mads)

by NotTheMouse November 11, 2022

Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.

"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"

by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025

your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter

yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010

Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.

Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022

Mads

Mads is a name of Danish heritage and like the name Mats, Mads is person known for having an abnormally large penis.

But also a Mads is a “Greek god type of body” ,sensual lover, very kind and outgoing person who will do anything for his friends, family and strangers without expecting anything in return.

Person 1 : wooow, that guy is so confident and sexy!

Person 2 : yeah I know, he’s a Mads

by TheOneAndOnlyPave November 25, 2021

Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.

Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.

by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019