A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Get the You have a zero balancemug. 
Get the Having your shit togethermug. 
A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.
by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024
Get the I have Neurosemantical Inversitismug. when someone insults someone else and you are trying to instigate/ get the other person to insult/ fight back
(UK slang)
(UK slang)
by JEIRBNWA October 29, 2023
Get the don't have itmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Cubans Have Never Seen A hospital With THeir Own Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>mug. something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =
to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!
*whole group chat stays silent for a while*
user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
*whole group chat stays silent for a while*
user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
Get the what did you guys have for lunch today?mug.