When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
Get the Food stamp bondagemug. A German expression (Futterneid) describing the behaviour of persons who hoard food or are unwilling to share food with others.
Didn’t your brother just take that platter of food to his room?
Yes, but I rescued it. I might want to eat some more later. It’s my food envy.
Yes, but I rescued it. I might want to eat some more later. It’s my food envy.
by jajafe December 25, 2022
Get the Food envymug. by derry lad January 2, 2011
Get the goochy foodmug. I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.
by Rocket828 September 27, 2024
Get the Hot Food Handsmug.