Satan's Punch

Menstrual blood.

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.

"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."

by tgrbld August 27, 2019

Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma thought it would be funny to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

punch a lunch

Have a lunch.

Jeremy: What will you do now?
Tobias: I'll go punch a lunch, do you want to go with me?

by Caurli September 7, 2019

punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also

Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!

by gammon matser September 10, 2019

punch move

The act of using someone for something then leaving them.

Girl did you heard that Ashley was punch moved by Michael after he got it on the first night.

by Chocolate Foxx March 26, 2018