March 20

The most beautiful people are born on this day. If you ever look at them on the streets you will look back and say"Damn he/she is an angel." They are drama queens who are talented and skilled. Also, they have big lips live you look at those lips and just wanna touch it once.

Guys today's March 20th, you know what's coming don't you?
Of course, we do it is March 20, the day our precious y/n was born.

by cookinglikeachef November 23, 2021

March 20th

national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!

bro did you hear? it’s march 20th, give your gf a hoodie day!

by julezxoxo March 20, 2022

March 27

National give your bestfriend $1 if they have an E or L in their name.

For march 27

by TT_Ttrens4Yuh March 24, 2025

Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session

by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

March 25

a day where you go to your local park, and advertise the among us shop (they sell among us and sex) on the slide, and also eat cake

Bro we gotta go to the park and advertise among us shop!!! it’s march 25th!!!

by sage day March 24, 2022

29 March

National give your bf head and have sex in the shower day

bf: it’s 29 march
gf: and? what about it?
bf: let’s take a shower then
gf: ohhhh it’s that day

by Tomisatwat March 12, 2024