March 11

Ayo my friend annabeth has her birthday on March 11 let's make it her worst
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March 11

March 11th is national give ur girl ya hoodie day
Girl:Babe its march 11
Boy:So?
Boy: ohhh *gives hoodies
by Yo.dude.who’s.nixx March 11, 2022
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no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.
john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah
by depressed banana March 01, 2025
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Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
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March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.
“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”
by Son of Stenhouse December 21, 2023
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March 2

March 2 is national make out day. you like it or not people are aloud to Make out with you
Hey bro wanna make out ?
Why?
It's march 2
by Momemamodmsj March 02, 2022
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March 2

March 2nd is Youssef Salah’s birthday and everyone should go tell him happy birthday.
“Omg it’s march 2nd, it’s youssef’s birthday let’s go tell him happy birthday
by Youssef Salah January 25, 2022
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