March 4th

Non-national fuck your girlfriend day

Person: babe come here
Person’s gf: Why?
Person: It’s March 4th now come here

by Gasgasgasgottasteponthegas March 2, 2024

March 31st

National do whatever your gf says day

Bob-hey baby
Grace- its march 31st u have to do what i say
Bob- damn

by Hdiwnd dslslln March 30, 2024

Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

March 7th

The day you kiss your significant other day.

Gf:guess what day it is!!
Bf:what is it?
Gf:it’s march 7th, kiss your significant other day!.
Bf:come kiss me on my hot mouth!!!

by I will kidnap you dkota March 5, 2024

March 20th

national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!

bro did you hear? it’s march 20th, give your gf a hoodie day!

by julezxoxo March 20, 2022

March 20

The most beautiful people are born on this day. If you ever look at them on the streets you will look back and say"Damn he/she is an angel." They are drama queens who are talented and skilled. Also, they have big lips live you look at those lips and just wanna touch it once.

Guys today's March 20th, you know what's coming don't you?
Of course, we do it is March 20, the day our precious y/n was born.

by cookinglikeachef November 23, 2021