The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 02, 2022

creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 20, 2017

Cream Flapells

Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert

Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells

by Creampie69creamy October 16, 2023

Raspberry Ice Cream

Raspberry Ice Cream is a code word for when a women starts to abruptly menstruate, but does not want to announce it.

“I got some raspberry ice cream melting in my car, I gotta go!”

by Sweattyroach June 16, 2021

gamer ice cream

Flavored frozen edible gamer snack available in a variety of flavors with and without sticks.

Thats not a popsicle, that's Gamer Ice Cream.

by Ausflug July 04, 2020

Cream stream

When you have semen residue stuck in your penis hole and your piss goes in crazy directions

After I busted a nut last night I totally had a cream stream and had gotten piss all over the floor and toilet seat!

by AMONEYCASHMONEY February 07, 2015

Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme March 31, 2018