Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Beat A Jayden Day

Beat A Jayden Day is a day in the 8th of June. On this day you can beat anyone named Jayden and they cannot fight back nor run from the conflict.

Got any targets for "Beat A Jayden Day?"

by Bluestorm171 April 23, 2024

beats me

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"

Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

beat da koto nai

translating into the phrase, beat the bitch pussy. Basically meaning to leave your bitch hurting after you smash. Who knows why those asian guys emote to it

Yeah, we had so much fun. She was so hot i had to beat da koto nai

by kill all phagots February 3, 2024

Beats

A pair of headphones that despite being ‘designer’ are actually quite crap. It’s humans way of saying ‘look at me,I saved up my pocket money for 4 years and bought some shite headphones’

The 16 year old boy forgot to plug in his rose gold beats into his laptop, resulting in the whole library hearing rather loud sexual noises.

by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020

Beat the bag

When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.

I was hanging with this girl till she asked to beat the bag like a psychotic bitch.

by harderdaddy420 March 9, 2024

Fabi-Beats

Awesome music that can potentially do everything and makes you wanna die within seconds

A: Hey Dude have you listened to Fabi-Beats?
B: Yeah, it cured my Ligma

by Banana Day August 7, 2018