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Pretty Pig

The phrase used to describe an average to bad looking person you keep around for personal amusement.
Guy 1: "What's going on with you and Jasmine? You two seem awfully close wouldn't you say?"

Guy 2: "Its nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig"
by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021
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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
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dog and pig and down

It's an elegant venetian expression which means "Can dal porc e zò!", and it is used to exclaim astonishment.
You: "dog and pig and down!"
by Maxys93 October 10, 2018
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sniffing the pig

when your girlfriend wants you to smell her chuff after sex
'last nite barney got down there and was bloody sniffing the pig,he will get it tonight'
by sticky digits April 3, 2010
mugGet the sniffing the pigmug.

Pig

Anyone with the name noah
Noah is such a pig
by 133.133 May 23, 2022
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Pig

A female with a long list of daddy issues, who normally is a waste of air to the entire human population and the universe as a whole, other than the fact that she lives to satisfy even the ugliest of men as a life goal to feel some type of importance to the world. Typically most pigs spend half of their life sending out snapchats, texting, uploading pictures to facebook and instagram, and can be spotted hanging out at starbucks with their "bffs". The majority of pigs are on their way to being overweight because they dream about sucking balls and eating ass all day and can barely spend five minutes to think about preparing a healthy and balanced meal. They are easily spotted wearing a pair of black leggings, glasses with a black frame around them, and glued to their phones in a place that is meant to encourage human interaction.
"I cant wait to go over and get a rimjob from this filthy pig"
by David334 April 20, 2018
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