Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011

Pencil Fuck

A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.

Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.

by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013

twinkie fuck

to get railed from the back and get creamed in.

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"

by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"

Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats

by dickytim August 29, 2016

floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017

fucking animal

A person that decides to take a shit when another person is brushing his teeth.

My SO is a fucking animal!

by captaingor July 24, 2017