Ride the Elephant

Secretly dropping acid before going to the Renaissance Faire with your family

Brian's gonna ride the elephant when we go to the Ren Faire

by wolfman85 June 19, 2025

Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.

Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.

by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022

little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.

“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”

by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019

Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.

Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.

by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015

sky riding

a euphemism for farting a lot; passing so much gas that you shoot up into the air

There was cabbage in that soup? Great, I’ll be sky riding in a few minutes

by kuchikopi March 7, 2018

Bonch riding buckler

A Normism a word to make yourself laugh

Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know

Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.

by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025

Fat ride

Ryan Hamilton x

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride

by D__67 July 25, 2020