Riding The King

When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.

Jim: Hey Bob, last night Allison was Riding The King last night. ;)
Bob: Nice.

by thatoneguy713 September 25, 2012

ride the luge

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.

"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!

by sweetsusieofawesomeness December 6, 2012

Riding the steel dragon

Using heroin on public transportation on the way home from purchasing said heroin.

I was riding the steel dragon, nodded out, and woke up at the end of the line!

by TickleManKrutherd December 18, 2012

combat riding

Phrase used by motorcyclists to describe the experience of riding in congested urban areas.

"We call it combat riding - everywhere else, you presume the drivers just can't see you, but here you have to presume they CAN see you, and are actively trying to kill you."

by ScrapinPeg September 15, 2012

unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012

Reverse Dolphin Ride

When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.

"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."

Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?

I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012