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road is a uncle that someone rides..
she rides her uncle
by chunkycherry88 September 3, 2020
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Ride and Bye

The opposite of Ride or Die (being there for someone no matter what, through good AND bad times). A "RIDE AND BYE" friend, is when someone that you believed was a good one, actually turns out to be a "fair-weathered" one. You eventually realize, they always seem to be around for the fun times, but when things get serious (when you often need friendship the most), they are always M.I.A. They're typically full of excuses and unapologetic, because they usually don't feel they've done anything wrong. This kind of friend is sometimes referred to as a "User" or a "Good Time Charlie", who are definitely the "ride and bye" type and NOT "ride or die"!
"I finally realized Lori was a "RIDE AND BYE" type friend, when she never came over to help when I broke my leg, but was always the first person at the door for my epic parties!"
by TonyaMC419 August 16, 2021
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Riding the night train

A person of ill repute. Someone who is of poor character, completely untrustworthy and often has ulterior motives.
Nah bro watch your back, Rick’s riding the night train.
by TheAvgBlackMan March 18, 2022
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Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it
Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!
by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021
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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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Dick ride day

Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up
by Dshsus August 3, 2021
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Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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