sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

Retarded

Quinton

Fuck, Quinton your so retarded

by LOLJUST MEMES April 15, 2019

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

retard

yacob ik you'l see so you gay bastard stop watching hentai in class

yacob: my lunch looks so good
me: don't you mean your bag of cheetos you retard?

by XxgamerkidthebossxX May 20, 2021

Retarded

An adjective describing how somebody is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age, or meaning foolish and stupid

Urban dictionary is retarded.

by aksjdnrqwjfc May 16, 2018

Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024

retard male

A male superior all other male complexes such as alpha and sigma males.

Yo, that nigga Trey is a straight retard male.

by Dontavius Bartholomew Lookmaxx January 1, 2025