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Dung-Muffin

A liar/trickster but most of all a disappointment.
Politicians are all dung-muffins they never stand true to their words.
by Beefcase_of_doritos July 2, 2025
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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
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muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits
I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night
by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016
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Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.
“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person
by Evie dett June 8, 2018
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Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023
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Crushing the Muffin

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011
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muffin shop

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"
by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018
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