Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

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National block Cori day

Person 1: hey are you friends with Cori?
Person 2: hell naw its National block Cori day😐😐🖐

by dummy 🤫 November 05, 2020

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When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.

by Mr.AdamSandler October 16, 2011

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When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong

Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers

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Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood May 17, 2018

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Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood May 20, 2018

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When your best friend blocks your shitty boyfriend on social media in solidarity with you.

“I just dumped Chris because he was a total dick to me throughout our entire relationship.”
“ew, girl I’m about to bestie-block him”

by bruhgirly February 27, 2021

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