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COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.
I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.
by Captain hard January 11, 2023
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momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023
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Papa Block

Papa Block is the coolest of all the dads. He truly embodies what it is to be…dad. He makes delicious food for you everyday, he loves the dallas cowboys even though they haven’t won a superbowl since 1996, and he tells you the best dad jokes. He loves to learn, and inspires you to do the same. He loves to share his newfound knowledge with you and it is the highlight of your day whether he knows it or not. He listens to podcasts religiously, and is constantly finding new ones that he can listen to and enjoy. He loves to tell you stories from his past which range from incredibly interesting to slightly eyebrow-raising. But nonetheless you love to hear them. He is your personal driver and takes time out of his busy day to take you everywhere you need to go. Papa Block works so hard everyday for him and. his family, and frankly his coworkers need to appreciate that more. He cares so much for others and the planet, and encourages others to do the same. While he doesn’t always realize it, you think he is amazing and nothing could ever change that. He is so critical of himself that he tends to not notice how much everyone around him loves and appreciates him. You love him more than there are stars in the sky, and you work hard everyday to make him proud.
Oh man the cowboys lost”

“ Don’t tell Papa Block he’ll freak out!”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023
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LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.
"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"
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Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.
Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
by Whalosaur July 15, 2023
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typist's block

Like writer's block but for typing. The phobia that you'll overwrite the best saved version of your work that stops you from editing and redrafting.
I had to redraft my novel with pen and pencil because whenever I sat down at the keyboard I got stuck with typist's block
by MyPy July 18, 2023
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Block Waiver

High School Seniors in Manteca Unified School District in Manteca, California can take 1st or 4th Period OFF (AKA Come to School later or leave School early) if they have enough graduation requirements
Random Freshman: Do you have 4 classes?
JJ: Since I have a block waiver, I only have 3 classes
by KoKane42069 July 19, 2023
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