real ones only

The phrase 'real ones only' is most commonly used in a Snapchat 'smo' and is another way of saying only loyal tings

*+++ the stunner up real ones only*

by trap hoe April 3, 2024

for real real with the cool J

A way to agree with sass

"OMG this movie is stupid!"
"Yeah, for real real with the cool J!"

by Felipe sin los muchachos March 7, 2021

real talk

a phrase that rosh and jod use in their everyday language, which is about every 5 seconds

Rosh: Ayee doe burr, real talk, my fart stinks.

Jod: Ayee burr, real talk, that was you? NASTY.

by hoochiedisciple October 26, 2012

Chaeryeong’s real gf

Deni is Chaeryeong’s real wife, and they got married

Oh look it’s Chaeryeong’s real gf!!!! Uwu

by Chaeryeongandsoojinsgf January 5, 2022

Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

real

You use this word when you feel so alone or depressed or sad or hopeless that words cant express.

Person 1: Yoooo look at them they are kissing behind that tree
Person 2: real...

by TitaniumArctic November 19, 2023