Person A: Dear cosmos, if you can hear me, let me get a promotion!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018
Get the odds from the starsmug. A person with brown eyes and brown dread like hair, and a person with greeny blue eyes and blonde hair with a fridge
by absolutestars November 3, 2019
Get the Starmug. When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.
Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.
by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024
Get the Winnipeg Death Starmug. by NotScrimzox September 12, 2020
Get the star creator mommentmug. Jerry: Hey bob, do you play brawl stars?
Bob: Yes, I put $1000 into it and got nothing and now I'm starting to go bankrupt.
Jerry: Oh...
Bob: Yes, I put $1000 into it and got nothing and now I'm starting to go bankrupt.
Jerry: Oh...
by I simp for mr krabs November 2, 2020
Get the Brawl Starsmug. A peak band that currently gets upwards of three listeners a month. Gaberedad low-key carries the band that's just imo though. also Simon Cowell died
by aryztuah January 14, 2025
Get the Shaky Starsmug. Your star is someone you look up To. The person you aspire to be someone you forever hope to be. Not exactly like then just as kind or maybe as mean as them.
Person 1: Caleb is so gentle he's my star<33
Person 2: Really he's your star? I think he should stand up for himself more like Abe ..
Person 2: Really he's your star? I think he should stand up for himself more like Abe ..
by Gtzaiw July 2, 2023
Get the Your starmug.