monster

:a mythical creature that is evil
(Can also describe someone who is evil)

“That guy is a monster”
“I’m bout’ to kill that level 100 monster”

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.

Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025

Throwdness Monster

A monster that lurks in the shadows, as you drink alcoholic beverages. It causes there victims to drink excessively, in large quantities with no resistance. When there victims are intoxicated, the monster takes control of there soul and causes the victim to act in a uncontrollable manner.

Dude, last night you was attacked by the Throwdness Monster..im gonna need you to replace my TV.

by Bananasonfire May 8, 2025

Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing

by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023