turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.

That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.

by V.O. May 27, 2017

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

Show turd

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.

While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.

by St.K November 21, 2024

Slur turd

A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler”

Also defined as a person with active diarrhea

“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”

A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd

by Space4kraken June 9, 2025

Rebel turds

A gay australian stripper who loves pole dancing like a brown sugar baby

Rebel turds

by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018

turd

is my most used word, it can be used in different ways (obvs it means poo as well)

that show is turd

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020