Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 14, 2021
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Fur Turd

A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.
Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.
by ZGalanis December 23, 2020
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Turd dinter

Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.
Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.
by Pip-squeak February 04, 2021
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Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
by LakotaNative September 22, 2023
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Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022
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Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
by girl1342 February 17, 2023
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Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.
Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.
by futuregoggles July 03, 2019
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