When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
Get the Texas Two-Waymug. Being pegged by your girlfriend because "If you want to stick it in my back door, I get to stick it in yours".
Yeah, we did it the thunder bay way last night. Once I can walk normal again, I finally get to have anal.
by Big gingy November 17, 2023
Get the The thunder bay waymug. by eunoiram August 21, 2021
Get the the zane waymug. 3 words that are the school moto of John Flamsteed Community School: Ambitious, Committed, Proud. It’s ways that u can show these 3 qualities ina nod out of school, and is plastered on posters all around my school. (John Flamsteed) Ripely Academy (John Flamsteed’s partner school) has the Ripley Way, which is literally the same thing but just for their school.
Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
The Jf Way xxxxxx
by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023
Get the the jf waymug. A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025
Get the The Mikes Waymug. A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people
Stop being one-way
by Plep501 May 22, 2018
Get the One-waymug. They usually have nothing better to do, so they put all their focus on whatever task they have on hand. Need a last minute dinner plan? Ask Wai Yeong. Need a last minute xmas gift? Ask Wai Yeong. Need a last minute trip to somewhere you’ve never been before? Ask Wai Yeong
by coco365 November 23, 2021
Get the Wai yeongmug.