Block island boys are special. They’ve grown up on the Rhode Island beaches with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. This gives most of them the ‘haven’t showered in two months’ look. Their summer days are spent watching the surf and crushing a 30 rack of coors light before noon. When not chillaxing🤙, many block island boys work construction, making them extremely good with their hands. It’s good that most of them are in these blue collar jobs, because despite being well into their thirties, most Block Island men cannot add to 100. If you get yourself a block island boy that doesn’t fit this narrative—hold on to them❤️
by Patricia_sweeney4 March 24, 2022
The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.
Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.
by Numerati August 11, 2024
A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.
by Masterqueef27 September 11, 2022
by Hee_Hee_Energy March 24, 2020
When an individual experiences difficulties with what to say when trying to seal the deal with a female
by extendokyle December 13, 2021
Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 09, 2022
Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 08, 2020