As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.
by Twat pringle January 5, 2024

by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022

by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018

pink sock, november 1st, day is when a guy has to ask a girl out and she has to leave him on read for 2 hours and facetime her friends at night and figure out what to say because she doesnt really like him
Susan: omg its 1 november, its pink sock day today!
Lucy: shoot i hope Sam doesn't ask me out, i don't even really like him!
Lucy: shoot i hope Sam doesn't ask me out, i don't even really like him!
by h1234i2345 May 28, 2021

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.
by Squrl November 15, 2023

Socks! Is yelled intentionally at a attention whore who dates the whole fugly percent of the male species, is a rude ass bitch and has been caught stuffing socks in her bra... Plus she walks around with her sock fulled bra and tries to "stick" her ass and "boobs" out.
"Omg look whos coming!" *pick me attention whore walks towards group*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*
by ihateschoolbitches May 8, 2023
