Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

Connor Special

the act of running up to some ones dorm room and urinating while ejaculating onto some ones face, then abruptly yet goofily running away.

Someone came up to my dorm door and gave me a connor special?

by crudercape September 30, 2022

Sundae Special

Placing a couple scoops of ice cream in a bowl, followed by an erect penis on top, coating it with chocolate syrup and a cherry, and having the female partner indulge in the cold creamy desert. CAUTION: She may get a little lost in the act, just remind her your in there.

Hey if you want I can fix you a nice sundae special.

by NexKonig August 31, 2010

Balanza Special

Derived from the move Adam Balanza pulled.
When an individual has exams soon but decides to game all day instead.

"Hey bro we have our finals soon have you studied?"
"Nah man I gave up already, I'm pulling a Balanza Special"

by okaens November 15, 2021

Louisiana Sae Special

The Louisiana Sae Special includes having numerous sexual affairs with other people simultaneously, usually through online relationships.

"Did you hear that Tymothy got hit with the Louisiana Sae Special?"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025

Sassy special

You know the basics
Vodka
Scotch
Lemonade and hint of coke
Two Shots of Three year old petrol you get out of a Walmart
Small portions of Heroin Dust
Growing it out Mushrooms
Dissolved Acid Strips
and a squeeze of lemon Just about enough to knock out about every single animal in the lion king movie

Lez"hey Sassy what the special today"
Sassy:"The sassy special you druggo"
Lez:"Let me try it mate"
Sassy:"Whdiyatalkinabeet?"

by ChooiceKisser69420 October 7, 2023

Brad Special

“The Brad Special” is essentially just a general phrase for some intimate alone time with Brad.

Oh he went and gave him the ol’ Brad Special

by RealGoofer December 8, 2023