when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
Get the guinea pigsmug. An acronym used by criminals for Police Officers abroad meaning:
P resumptuous
I gnorant
G oof
(S) quad
P resumptuous
I gnorant
G oof
(S) quad
We just got stopped by the Pig(s) because we look and dress like rappers or gangster criminals.
Yeah, this pig is presumptuous and ignorant which makes him a goof.
Yeah, this pig is presumptuous and ignorant which makes him a goof.
by Gingerbeef187 September 30, 2022
Get the Pig(s)mug. by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024
Get the Pigs in a blanketmug. A southern saying that I grew up with, but not sure where it came from. "sweating like a pig, who knows he's for dinner?"
by gayburns7 September 13, 2015
Get the sweating like a pigmug. by Heya potatoes November 17, 2020
Get the Pigmug. A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.
by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009
Get the Backwards Pig Tailmug. 