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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an idiot that probably voted for trump beacuse he is a white ass bitch who gained money and fame from his brother Logan Paul. Jake Paul needs to be stopped or we will all die in the stupidity of his career. PLEASE STOP THE DAB
Jake paul rides his brothers nuts. Have you seen the diss track ALISSA VIOLET made on jake paul?!
by jakepaulpleasestop November 23, 2017
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Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.
Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul
by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019
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Paul

That kid that reads on the swing and falls off it backwards
Went to the hospital for a broken finger when he was lying on the ground with a “broken neck”
HIP genius
Giving Zenchang a run for his money
Did you hear about Paul?! He’s the guy most likely to break his finger on a swing.

Paul: I am genius since my hair is big.

Everyone: stfu Paul
by friend Name Last Name October 17, 2019
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Paul Willingham

A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs
"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."
by Badunf February 5, 2017
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Act like paul Sataday

Act like Paul Sataday is a New Zealand spin off of the American show Saturday night live. Act like Paul Sataday however does not have structured sketchs in place like Saturday night live does, it merely has a bunch of people in a room taking cheap shots of anyone near by with the name paul were they try act like them in a sarcastic manner. Act like Paul Sataday debuted to New Zealand audiences on Tv3 earlier this year, it recieved critical success in which it scored a nine out of ten in the Tv guide. It came as a surprise to many that it had more viewers than the other most viewed show in New Zealand "Outragous Fortune". With the new show having been such a success there a rumours circulating of a new spinn off called Act like Aaron August which is set to start shooting late 2010 and is set to air in August 2011. Act like Aaron August will be all through August as opposed

Act like Paul Sataday which is only on saturday.
** Example of a sketch on Act like Paul Sataday **

Boff- Im Paul and my cars Fucked without papers.

Aaron- Im Paul and I have crabs

Brian- Ill fuckn smash you if you do that again
Aaron- Im a minge
Boff- I Have facial herpes
by Roberto Fury September 8, 2010
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Paul

A man that will one day create his own hybrid version of gonorrhea, it will be extremely deadly to good looking women.
Alexa passed away after contracting Paulorrhea
by JJJish February 12, 2023
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Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"
Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."
by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021
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